10 sposobów na zdenerwowanie Jasper'a Hale
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10 sposobów na zdenerwowanie Jasper'a Hale
10 Ways to Annoy Jasper Hale
10. Beg him not to eat you. :leze!:
9. Inform him that he seems to be the “depressed” Cullen. :leze!:
8. Go up to him, look him in the eye and ask if he is hungry. :leze!:
7. Spell his name with two “a”’s (Jaspar) and call him Jaspar Cullen. When he objects, saying his name is Jasper Hale, wave your hand at him and tell him all that blood must have gone to his brain.
6. Tell him only girls feel emotions. Then giggle and run away.
5. Dress up in a cape and fangs and leap out in front of him when he is least expecting it, proclaiming you have come to suck his blood.
4. Send out waves of lust and see how he reacts.
3. When he gets too close made your fingers into the sign of the cross and cry, “The power of Christ compels you!”. :leze!:
2. Splatter red paint all over his and Alice’s room and videotape his reaction. :leze!:
And the Number One way to annoy Jasper Hale?
1. Whenever he says anything, snap to attention, shout “Sir, yes sir!” and salute, army style.
credit: DA
10. Beg him not to eat you. :leze!:
9. Inform him that he seems to be the “depressed” Cullen. :leze!:
8. Go up to him, look him in the eye and ask if he is hungry. :leze!:
7. Spell his name with two “a”’s (Jaspar) and call him Jaspar Cullen. When he objects, saying his name is Jasper Hale, wave your hand at him and tell him all that blood must have gone to his brain.
6. Tell him only girls feel emotions. Then giggle and run away.
5. Dress up in a cape and fangs and leap out in front of him when he is least expecting it, proclaiming you have come to suck his blood.
4. Send out waves of lust and see how he reacts.
3. When he gets too close made your fingers into the sign of the cross and cry, “The power of Christ compels you!”. :leze!:
2. Splatter red paint all over his and Alice’s room and videotape his reaction. :leze!:
And the Number One way to annoy Jasper Hale?
1. Whenever he says anything, snap to attention, shout “Sir, yes sir!” and salute, army style.
credit: DA
Re: 10 sposobów na zdenerwowanie Jasper'a Hale
:leze!:9. Inform him that he seems to be the “depressed” Cullen.
Re: 10 sposobów na zdenerwowanie Jasper'a Hale
kochaam :leże!: czytałam to wcześniej ale kocham xD
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Re: 10 sposobów na zdenerwowanie Jasper'a Hale
Jasper, nie znasz dnia ani godziny...
odpłacę się za robienie sobie ze mnie KAWY!
odpłacę się za robienie sobie ze mnie KAWY!
Re: 10 sposobów na zdenerwowanie Jasper'a Hale
No tak od razu... No wiesz? Co z tym moim bratem jest nie tak że sobie taką wredną ukochaną znalazł... ]
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Join date : 28/03/2008
Age : 32
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Re: 10 sposobów na zdenerwowanie Jasper'a Hale
tak z Twoim bratem jest coś nie tak bo go NIE MA
ja... ja... ja... ja...
ja po prostu już świruje :eib:
ja... ja... ja... ja...
ja po prostu już świruje :eib:
Re: 10 sposobów na zdenerwowanie Jasper'a Hale
ja ciem moje zaćmienie a nie śłonećko...
śłonećko kofciam ale...
ale... ja chce Edzia!!!! :eib:
śłonećko kofciam ale...
ale... ja chce Edzia!!!! :eib:
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