10 sposobów na zdenerwowanie Jacob'a Black
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10 sposobów na zdenerwowanie Jacob'a Black
by PatsyGirl Nie Wrz 28, 2008 3:44 pm
10 Ways to Annoy Jacob Black
10. Never use English around him – instead, bark.
9. Call him a space heater.
8. Tell him that dogs make good pets, not good partners. :leze!:
7. Ask him if he has RSVPed to the wedding yet.
6. Inform him that real men sparkle.
5. Walk up to him and claim you have imprinted. Say you love him and demand his paw in marriage.
4. Tell him that even though he may run at a boiling 108.9 degrees, Bella doesn’t find him hot. :leze!:
3. Inquire as to how Leah is… and if he dreams about Sam the way Leah dreams about Bella. :leze!:
2. Ask him if he likes to do things… doggy style. :leze!:
And the Number One way to annoy Jacob Black?
1. Make him a day-by-day flip calendar, counting down the amount of time Bella will remain human. :leze!:
credit: DA
10. Never use English around him – instead, bark.
9. Call him a space heater.
8. Tell him that dogs make good pets, not good partners. :leze!:
7. Ask him if he has RSVPed to the wedding yet.
6. Inform him that real men sparkle.
5. Walk up to him and claim you have imprinted. Say you love him and demand his paw in marriage.
4. Tell him that even though he may run at a boiling 108.9 degrees, Bella doesn’t find him hot. :leze!:
3. Inquire as to how Leah is… and if he dreams about Sam the way Leah dreams about Bella. :leze!:
2. Ask him if he likes to do things… doggy style. :leze!:
And the Number One way to annoy Jacob Black?
1. Make him a day-by-day flip calendar, counting down the amount of time Bella will remain human. :leze!:
credit: DA
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Re: 10 sposobów na zdenerwowanie Jacob'a Black
by Mrs White Pon Wrz 29, 2008 10:18 am
te same przy których Patsy leży :leze!:
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